The Perfect Wife Company Product Billing
When You Need a Fun, Clever Way to Romance your Wife...
Some romantic moments call for soft lighting, sparkling drink, moonlight, and candles...But this isn't one of them!
THIS romantic idea will bring giggles and hugs.
This certificate is from The Perfect Wife Company, whose by-line is "Perfect Wives for Imperfect Husbands". In the format of a product billing invoice, this certificate describes the "perfect wife" you have just purchased, her itemized qualities, as well as the price of $1,000,000.
But don't worry...you can afford it, because included with this certificate is a simulated one-million dollar bill which is automatically mailed to you the day you purchase this certificate. It should arrive within the week.
So...purchase and download this today, wait until the simulated one-million dollar bill arrives, place them together somewhere your wife is sure to find them.
Wait and see the giggles and hugs you get!
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