How to Be the Joy of Your Husband's Life Seminar Agenda
When You Want a Fun, Clever Way to Romance Your Wife...
This is going to be the most fun you husbands have had in a LONG time romancing your wife!
This simulated seminar agenda, announces that the seminar will be led by the famous "Million Dollar Wife" (who is, of course, YOUR wife). It lays out the entire agenda, is stamped with a huge "Attendance Confirmation". It states that the seminar is free, but donations will be accepted.
Your donation to put with this seminar agenda is a simulated one-million dollar bill that is AUTOMATICALLY mailed to you USPS, and should arrive within the week of purchasing this "agenda".
CERTIFICATE (WHEN HAVING SHIPPED) IS PRINTED ON WHITE OR CREAM 80-POUND CARDSTOCK.
When purchasing this item, please thoroughly fill our ORDER INFORMATION block below.
Your Choice of Cardstock Color (if having shipped): White, Cream
Your Choice of Presentation/Shipping Method: Personalized & emailed to you (pdf format) Printed, Shipped USPS Ground (4-6 business days) No tracking available Printed, Shipped USPS Priority (2-3 business days) Tracking included Printed, Shipped USPS Express (next day) Tracking included
Whether certificate is emailed or shipped, the simulated one million dollar bill will ALWAYS be mailed via USPS First Class Mail. Simply wait for your "bill" and place with this agenda on the kitchen counter or wherever you choose, and watch your wife's eyes dance and her laughter ring out!!!
Same-day shipping on orders before 3pm, Eastern Time. Discreetly packaged for your privacy. Ships USPS. PDF-formatted certificate is emailed worldwide. PDF-formatted certificate is usually completed and emailed within 20 minutes to one hour.
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